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Joke Topic - 'Bird'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bird'.

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How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
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Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
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Bees

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
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Colors

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Dracula

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

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