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Joke Topic - 'Bird'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bird'.


How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al who?
Al be seeing you.


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You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.

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