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Joke Topic - 'Bird'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bird'.


How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.

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The sun rose and the wind blue.

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