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Joke Topic - 'Bird'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bird'.


How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.

How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What do you give to an injured bird?

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.

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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.


Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!


He's so stupid, he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.


How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.


Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.


Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.


Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.


Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

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