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Joke Topic - 'Bird'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bird'.

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How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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What do you give to an injured bird?
Tweetment.
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Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Stomach

Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!
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Stupid

He's so stupid, he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
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Horses

How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.
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Angry

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Work

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

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