Joke Topic - 'Bird'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bird'.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.

How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What do you give to an injured bird?
Tweetment.

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.

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"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

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