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Joke Topic - 'Bills'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bills'.


What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

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Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.


Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.


Death is hereditary


Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.


Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.


Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.


All men are idiots....I married their king.

Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.


What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.

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