Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
Fishmonger
Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
Dogs
We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
Light Bulbs
How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
Computers
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
Mother
Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
Apples
What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
Surrealists
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
Teachers
What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.