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Joke Topic - 'Bills'


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What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
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Fishmonger

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Computers

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

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