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Joke Topic - 'Bills'


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What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Vampires

Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

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