Joke Topic - 'Bills'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bills'.

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

This is page 1 of 1