Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Government
The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
Dad
This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
Butter
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
Fish
What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
Ghosts
What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
Husbands
Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
Blondes
We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.