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Joke Topic - 'Bills'


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What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


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Arguing

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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Fish

Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.
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Death

Death is hereditary
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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Idiots

All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Scotsman

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.

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