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Joke Topic - 'Bills'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bills'.

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What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


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Government

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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Ghosts

What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.

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