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Joke Topic - 'Billiards'


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Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!


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People

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
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Dracula

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Doctors

DOCTOR" The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
OLD MAN : But my left leg is the same age and that doesn't hurt.
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Dentists

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.

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