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Joke Topic - 'Billiards'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Billiards'.


Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.


My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.


What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.


Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!


Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.


Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.


My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'


Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!


What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.

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