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Joke Topic - 'Billiards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Billiards'.

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Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!


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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Fishmonger

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
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Slept

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
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Thief

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!

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