Son: Dad, does bigamy mean that a man has one
wife too many?
Dad: Not necessarily, son. A man can have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist.
Two women who hadn't seen each other for five years, met while out shopping. One woman said, "I heard that you got married."
"Yes" said the second woman, "I married a lawyer, and an honest man too."
"Oh," said the first woman, "Isn't that bigamy?"
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Teddy Bears
What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
Rock
What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
Batman
What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
Difficult
Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
Boyfriends
Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
Drink
I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
Illiterate
Illiterate? Call this number for help.
Deer
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.