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Joke Topic - 'Bigamy'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Bigamy'.


Son: Dad, does bigamy mean that a man has one wife too many?
Dad: Not necessarily, son. A man can have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist.

Two women who hadn't seen each other for five years, met while out shopping. One woman said, "I heard that you got married."
"Yes" said the second woman, "I married a lawyer, and an honest man too."
"Oh," said the first woman, "Isn't that bigamy?"

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

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Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.

A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.


Honk If Anything Falls Off

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Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.


Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!


What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.


Is it time for your medication or mine?


What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.

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