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Joke Topic - 'Bigamy'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Bigamy'.
Son: Dad, does bigamy mean that a man has one
wife too many?
Dad: Not necessarily, son. A man can have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist.
Dad: Not necessarily, son. A man can have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist.
Two women who hadn't seen each other for five years, met while out shopping. One woman said, "I heard that you got married."
"Yes" said the second woman, "I married a lawyer, and an honest man too."
"Oh," said the first woman, "Isn't that bigamy?"
"Yes" said the second woman, "I married a lawyer, and an honest man too."
"Oh," said the first woman, "Isn't that bigamy?"
Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Understand
Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
A Yes Man
He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
When his boss says no, he says no.
Honk
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Coming In
Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
Wedding
Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Teachers
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
Winnie the Poodle.
Medication
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Sing
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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