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Joke Topic - 'Bigamy'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Bigamy'.

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Son: Dad, does bigamy mean that a man has one wife too many?
Dad: Not necessarily, son. A man can have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist.
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Two women who hadn't seen each other for five years, met while out shopping. One woman said, "I heard that you got married."
"Yes" said the second woman, "I married a lawyer, and an honest man too."
"Oh," said the first woman, "Isn't that bigamy?"
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Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.


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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
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Dentists

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Omlette

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.

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