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Joke Topic - 'Bigamy'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Bigamy'.


Son: Dad, does bigamy mean that a man has one wife too many?
Dad: Not necessarily, son. A man can have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist.

Two women who hadn't seen each other for five years, met while out shopping. One woman said, "I heard that you got married."
"Yes" said the second woman, "I married a lawyer, and an honest man too."
"Oh," said the first woman, "Isn't that bigamy?"

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

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What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.

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