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Joke Topic - 'Bicycles'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Bicycles'.

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Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.
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What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
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What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.


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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Parrots

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
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Radio

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

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