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Joke Topic - 'Bicycles'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Bicycles'.


Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.

What did the bicycle call its father?

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?

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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.


A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.


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A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...


My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.


Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.


Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye who?
Fayeding away.

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