Joke Topic - 'Bicycles' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bicycles'.

Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.

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You can sense his presents.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!

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A lot of room.

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A Space Invader.