Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
Half A Mind
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Parrots
What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
Radio
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
The Statue Of Liberty
Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
Witches
Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
Apples
What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
Light Bulbs
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.