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Joke Topic - 'Bicycles'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Bicycles'.

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Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.
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What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
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What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.


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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
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Octopus

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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Dogs

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.

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