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Joke Topic - 'Best Behavior'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Best Behavior'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.


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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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Marry

Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.
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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Matrimony

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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Pigs

What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.
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Woodworm

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.

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