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Joke Topic - 'Best Behavior'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Best Behavior'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.


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Drink

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Deja Vu

Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.
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Scarf

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
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Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
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Cows

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
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Computers

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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