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Joke Topic - 'Best Behavior'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Best Behavior'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.

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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Deja Vu

Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.


What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.


Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."


Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.


Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.


Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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