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Joke Topic - 'Best Behavior'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Best Behavior'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.


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Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
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Police

A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty

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