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Joke Topic - 'Best Behavior'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Best Behavior'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.

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What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.


Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.

The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.


"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."


What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.


How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.


What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.


Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.

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