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Joke Topic - 'Bells' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bells'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
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Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
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What did they award the man who invented the door knocker?
The No-bell Prize.
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Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Mistakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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Honest

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
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Teddy Bears

How do you start the teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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Computers

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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Weddings

My wedding was a very emotional experience; even the wedding cake was in tiers.
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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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