Joke Topic - 'Bells' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bells'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

What did they award the man who invented the door knocker?
The No-bell Prize.

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.

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A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge and has his wife's permission to say so.

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I review your notes.

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.

Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backward.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.