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Joke Topic - 'Beginner'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Beginner'.


I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.


Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.


How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Teddy Bear

What do you call a happy teddy bear?


It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.


Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."


Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.


What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.


What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

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