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Joke Topic - 'Beginner'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Beginner'.

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I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.


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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Lady

"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
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Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.

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