Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ring
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Cinderella
Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
Pool
Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
Sorry
"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
Accidents
Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose
Mother-in-law
I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
Calendar
Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
Hippopotamus
What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
Difficult
Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!