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Joke Topic - 'Beggar'


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A woman gives a beggar 50 cents the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
Because the beggar is a woman.


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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Dogs

Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Elephants

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.

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