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Joke Topic - 'Bees' - Page 3 - With 1 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Bees'.
Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
1>Because both carry a sting!
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Ducks
Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
1>Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
Toes
They call him toenails because he is always at the foot of the class.
1>Cannibals
First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
1>Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
Marriage
Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
1>Teddy Bears
What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
1>Haunted.
Computers
How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
1>You back it up.
Cats
What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
1>A purr snatcher.
Mummies
What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
1>Two ton Carmen.
Eggs
What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
1>A boom-meringue.