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Joke Topic - 'Bees' - Page 3 - With 1 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Bees'.
Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
Because both carry a sting!
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Scottish
What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
The Loch Ness pongster.
Biscuits
Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Tourists
Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Count Dracula
What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
A drain in the neck.
Bees
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
In the ark hives.
Vampires
Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
Airplanes
Nervous Passenger: How often do planes of this type crash?
Captain: Only once, Madam.
Captain: Only once, Madam.
Cows
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
An eskimoo.
Blondes
What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.