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Joke Topic - 'Beers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Beers'.


How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.

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Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?


Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.


"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."


What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.


How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.


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How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

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