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Joke Topic - 'Beers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Beers'.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.


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Fish

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Bars

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
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Girlfriends

My other girlfriend is beautiful
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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?

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