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Joke Topic - 'Beers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Beers'.


How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.

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Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.


What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.


The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.


My other girlfriend is beautiful


When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?


Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.


Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.


Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Yes - right to the top.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?

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