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Joke Topic - 'Beers'


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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.


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Christmas

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
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Answer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
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Cooks

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Office

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
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Soccer

What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
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Bird

How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Scottish

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Not Old

You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.

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