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Joke Topic - 'Beers'


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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.


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Horses

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Hotel

Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!

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