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Joke Topic - 'Beers'

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.

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Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."


My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.


Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.


Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.


Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.


I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!

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