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Joke Topic - 'Beep'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Beep'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!


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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Fairies

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Rome

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
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Singing

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
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Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
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Kitchen

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.

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