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Joke Topic - 'Beep'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Beep'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!


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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
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Dizzy

Good turns make me dizzy
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Blondes

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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Ghost

What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.

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