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Joke Topic - 'Beep'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Beep'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!

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Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.


What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?


Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.


How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!


Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.

Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?

Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.


What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.


What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.

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