Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bananas
Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Cannibals
Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
Doctors
Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
Students
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an
exam.
Absentmindedness
There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.
A Brick Wall
My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
Kleptomaniac
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Steamrollers
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Birds
What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.