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Joke Topic - 'Bee'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bee'.

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Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
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What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Parrots

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
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Drums

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Driving

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
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Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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Doctor

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
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Trumpets

What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
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Fireflies

How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.

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