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Joke Topic - 'Bee'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bee'.

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Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
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What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Millionaire

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Painter

Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Calendar

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Uncle

My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
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Rabbits

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.

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