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Joke Topic - 'Bee'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bee'.

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Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
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What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Absentmindedness

There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.
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A Brick Wall

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Steamrollers

Do steam rollers really roll steam?
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Birds

What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.

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