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Joke Topic - 'Bee'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bee'.

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Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!


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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
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Bars

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Hypochondriacs

Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.

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