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Joke Topic - 'Bee'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bee'.


Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!

What does a bee call his wife?

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!

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Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.


Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.


If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!


My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.


What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.


Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.

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