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Joke Topic - 'Bee'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bee'.


Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?

What does a bee call his wife?

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!

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What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).


What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.


What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.


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What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.

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