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Joke Topic - 'Bedbugs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bedbugs'.

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At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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Cargo

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
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Bucks

Too few of the bucks stop here.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Girlfriend

Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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Chocolate

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?

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