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Joke Topic - 'Bedbugs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bedbugs'.


At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.

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Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.


What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!


Too few of the bucks stop here.


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...


Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.


Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.


What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.


Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?

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