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Joke Topic - 'Bedbugs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bedbugs'.

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At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.


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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Chocolate

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Horses

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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Dogs

Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.

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