Joke Topic - 'Beauty'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Beauty'.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Did you hear about the new movie where a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the Yeast.

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.

Since most men are better at seeing than thinking, most women prefer being beautiful rather than intelligent.

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What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.

What do you call a bee that is born in the month of May?
A maybee.

Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries its own trunk.

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free?

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?