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Joke Topic - 'Beauty'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Beauty'.


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.


What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.


Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.


What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.


Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.


What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?


Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!

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