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Joke Topic - 'Beauty'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Beauty'.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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Pencil

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Successful

What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.
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Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Violin

What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?
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Vacation

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
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Football

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!

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