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Joke Topic - 'Beauty'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Beauty'.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Idiot

You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Throw

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

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