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Joke Topic - 'Beauty'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Beauty'.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


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A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
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Elephants

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
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Elves

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
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Bees

What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Work

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.

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