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Joke Topic - 'Beauty'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Beauty'.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
George: No, it's just imagination.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think.
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What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
An eskimoo.
History
History does not repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other.
The Police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Goats
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
Polar Bears
Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
Cannibals
A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
Snowmen
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Snowflakes!
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
Policemen
Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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