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Joke Topic - 'Beauty'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Beauty'.


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
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You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.


Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.


My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours


If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.


"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."

A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

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