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Joke Topic - 'Beauty'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Beauty'.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


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Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
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Hill

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Government

I Work For The Government - I'm Here To Help You.
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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TV

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Worry

Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

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