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Joke Topic - 'Bears'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bears'.

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"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty dollar bill and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the cash register. The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him." The first bartender brings the bear $10 in change. A little while later the bartender starts talking to the bear and mentions, "We don't get many bears in this bar."
The bear replies, "I'm not surprised, at $10 a beer I sure won't be back again....
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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
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What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.


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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Fish

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Elephants

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

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