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Joke Topic - 'Bears'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bears'.

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"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty dollar bill and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the cash register. The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him." The first bartender brings the bear $10 in change. A little while later the bartender starts talking to the bear and mentions, "We don't get many bears in this bar."
The bear replies, "I'm not surprised, at $10 a beer I sure won't be back again....
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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
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What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.


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Imaginary

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Drunk

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
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Pigs

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
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Politicians

Don't vote - it only encourages them.
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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Quarterbacks

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
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Vampires

Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.

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