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Joke Topic - 'Bears'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bears'.

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"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty dollar bill and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the cash register. The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him." The first bartender brings the bear $10 in change. A little while later the bartender starts talking to the bear and mentions, "We don't get many bears in this bar."
The bear replies, "I'm not surprised, at $10 a beer I sure won't be back again....
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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
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What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.


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Teachers

Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
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Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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The Big Bad Wolf

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Dogs

Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.

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