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Joke Topic - 'Bears'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bears'.

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"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty dollar bill and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the cash register. The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him." The first bartender brings the bear $10 in change. A little while later the bartender starts talking to the bear and mentions, "We don't get many bears in this bar."
The bear replies, "I'm not surprised, at $10 a beer I sure won't be back again....
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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
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What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.


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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Ancestors

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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Easy

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
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Stupid

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.

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