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Joke Topic - 'Beaches' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Beaches'.
Two seagulls were flying over the beach at a seaside resort one boiling hot August Bank Holiday afternoon. Every way they looked, there were so many people there wasn't a speck of sand to be seen.
'Ah,' said one to the other contemptuously, 'takes all the skill out of it, doesn't it?'
3>'Ah,' said one to the other contemptuously, 'takes all the skill out of it, doesn't it?'
What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
1>Sandy.
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Teachers
Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
1>Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Soup
Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
'That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
1>'That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
Ghosts
What do ghosts like to eat for lunch?
Spook-etti.
1>Spook-etti.
Father Christmas
What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
1>Father Christmas on roller skates.
Cars
Do me a favor: Steal this car.
1>Parents
I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
1>Truck Drivers
Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
1>He wanted to try out the air brakes.
Apes
What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.
1>A monkey wrench.
Pianos
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.
1>Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.