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Joke Topic - 'Be Seeing You'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Be Seeing You'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.


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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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Parrots

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Rabbits

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
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Drunks

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Pigs

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
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Mouse

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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