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Joke Topic - 'Be Seeing You'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Be Seeing You'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.


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Girlfriends

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
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Nature

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?

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