Joke Topic - 'Be Seeing You'

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper