Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Praying
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
Elephants
Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Dog
Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
Born On A Farm
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
Blondes
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Blondes
I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.
Ancestors
Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
Hypochondria
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got