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Joke Topic - 'Be Safe'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Be Safe'.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.

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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!


What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.


How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.


How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.


Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.


You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.


Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.

Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'

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