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Joke Topic - 'Be Safe'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Be Safe'.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.


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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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Santa

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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Police

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
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Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'

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