Joke Topic - 'Be Safe'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Be Safe'.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.

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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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A: For throwing out the W's.

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Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.

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