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Joke Topic - 'Be Safe'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Be Safe'.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.


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Praying

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Dog

Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
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Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Blondes

I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.
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Ancestors

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got

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