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Joke Topic - 'Be Safe'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Be Safe'.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.

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Really! What was that?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.

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