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Joke Topic - 'Be Safe'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Be Safe'.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.


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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
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Magician

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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Computers

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
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Game

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.

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