Joke Topic - 'Be Safe'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Be Safe'.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.

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What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.

My wife's other car is a broomstick

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

Honk If Anything Falls Off

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