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Joke Topic - 'Be Safe'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Be Safe'.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.

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I just couldn't eat another mortal.


Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


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