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Joke Topic - 'Be Safe'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Be Safe'.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.


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Prunes

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
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The World

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
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Scottish

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
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Skeletons

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!

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