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Joke Topic - 'Be Safe'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Be Safe'.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.


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Christmas

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Job

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
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Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
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Musicians

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
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Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
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Hot Dogs

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
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Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
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Brains

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research

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