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Joke Topic - 'Be Safe'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Be Safe'.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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The Decomposers.
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How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
He bolted it down.
Programming
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
The elf and safety officer.
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You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
Henry VIII
King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
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