Joke Topic - 'Bats' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bats'.

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire, and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

Yo mama's feet are so big; her shoes need license plates.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.