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Joke Topic - 'Bats' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bats'.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
You're real fun to hang around with.
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
Because he hung around for too long.
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Bowling
Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.
Because they were on strike.
Dresses
Customer: Would you please let me try on the dress in the window?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Snow
Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
They melted.
Daughters
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
Politicians
A politician is like a master of deception, always ready to cater to what they think will win over the voters.
Pianos
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Frogs
Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
Knee-deep.
Antiques
A man was boasting to his friend, 'You know, I am a well-known antique collector.'
His friend replied,' Yes, I know, I've seen your wife.'
His friend replied,' Yes, I know, I've seen your wife.'
Failure
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?