Joke Topic - 'Batman' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Batman'.

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.

A conference is merely an acknowledgment that you want someone else to share your difficulties.

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.