Joke Topic - 'Batman' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Batman'.

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.

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Who steals soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

Have you heard about the cannibal who applied to join the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards.
Sit down, and I'll deal with you later.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!

What food did the cannibal order as his takeaway?
Pizza with everyone on it.