Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Witches
Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
Laughs
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
License
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Train
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
Hired
Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.
Peanuts
What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
Pistachios
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
Sewing Machine
Her sewing machine is out of thread.
Gnomes
Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.