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Joke Topic - 'Bathing'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bathing'.

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Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.


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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Hired

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Pistachios

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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Sewing Machine

Her sewing machine is out of thread.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

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