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Joke Topic - 'Bath'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bath'.

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Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.


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How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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Farmers

A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9
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Bankers

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Magistrates

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Sleepwalking

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.

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