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Joke Topic - 'Bath'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bath'.

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Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.


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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Thief

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
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Kilts

Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
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Political

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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Pizza

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Witches

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.

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