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Joke Topic - 'Bath'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bath'.


Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.

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