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Joke Topic - 'Bath'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bath'.
Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
Squeaky clean.
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What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
A pineapple.
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What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
This is a stickup!
Kilts
Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt?
It was Boney Prince Charlie.
Political
Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
Ghosts
When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
The spooksperson.
Pizza
Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Mother-in-law
'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
Ghosts
When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
On April Ghoul's Day.
Witches
What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
Charm bracelets.
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