Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Computers
How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
Lawyers
What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
Shadow
What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
Tonic
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Elephants
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
The Titanic
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
Cemetery
'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
Vegetables
Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.