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Joke Topic - 'Bath'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bath'.

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Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.


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Computers

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
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Lawyers

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.

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