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Joke Topic - 'Bath'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bath'.

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Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.


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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Goats

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Blondes

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.
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Coffee

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
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Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Witches

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.

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