Joke Topic - 'Basketball' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Basketball'.

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.

What do you get if you cross a newborn snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.

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