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Joke Topic - 'Baseball'

Here are 11 jokes on the topic - 'Baseball'.


A young boy got lost at a baseball game. He went up to a police officer and said "I've lost my father."
"What's he like?" asked the officer.
"Beer and women," replied the boy.

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.

Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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