Joke Topic - 'Barking'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Barking'.

Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.

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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.

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How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!

Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

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