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Joke Topic - 'Barking'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Barking'.

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Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.


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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Marry

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Girlfriends

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

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