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Joke Topic - 'Bark'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bark'.

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I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."


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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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Dogs

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Husbands

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.

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