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Joke Topic - 'Bark'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Bark'.

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I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
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What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.


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What key went to college?
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He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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Beats who?
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Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
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What did the little calf say to the silo?
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What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

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