Here are some randomly selected joke topics
College
What key went to college?
A Yale.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
Executive
He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
Golf
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
Work
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Dracula
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
Calf
What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?
Vampires
What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.