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Joke Topic - 'Bark'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bark'.


I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.


Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.


What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.


How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.


What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?

Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.


Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".


Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.

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