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Joke Topic - 'Bark'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Bark'.


I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."

What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.

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Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.


He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.


My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'


I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats who?
Beats me.


Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.


What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?


What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

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