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Joke Topic - 'Barbers'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Barbers'.

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A barber nicked a customer rather badly while giving him a shave. Hoping to make amends, the barber asked, "Do you want your head wrapped in a towel?"
"No thanks," replied the customer. I'll carry it home under my arm!"
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How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Johnny wanted to look suave for the local dance so he slipped into the local barber shop. "I want a Tony Curtis haircut." So Taffy started trimming around the back with the clippers. Then he started going higher and higher with them till Johnny started to get a bit worried. But like most barbers, this one had verbal diarrhea, and was yapping non stop about movies and movie stars. "Yeah, I like Tony Curtis too." as he trimmed up and over Johnny's ears. "Wasn't he great in 'The King and I'?"
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What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Cows

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
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Brain

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
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Fleas

How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Scottish

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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Dogs

Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Cars

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'

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