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Joke Topic - 'Barbers' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Barbers'.

A barber nicked a customer rather badly while giving him a shave. Hoping to make amends, the barber asked, 'Do you want your head wrapped in a towel?'
'No thanks,' replied the customer. I'll carry it home under my arm!'
How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
Johnny wanted to look suave for the local dance, so he slipped into the local barbershop. 'I want a Tony Curtis haircut.'
So Taffy started trimming around the back with the clippers. Then he started going higher and higher with them till Johnny started to get a bit worried. But like most barbers, this one had verbal diarrhea and was yapping nonstop about movies and movie stars. 'Yeah, I like Tony Curtis too.' as he trimmed up and over Johnny's ears. 'Wasn't he great in 'The King and I'?'
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the shortcuts.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Christmas

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.

Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.

Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

Turkeys

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.

Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.

Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.

Barmen

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?

Fishing

'I went fly-fishing yesterday.'
'Did you catch anything?'
'Yes, a bluebottle.'

Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps, and she didn't know how to cook them?
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