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Joke Topic - 'Banks'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Banks'.

Related Topics: Bank Manager (1) Bankers (4) Money (24) Loan (2)

Did you hear about the man went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.

Said the FBI agent to the bank teller after the bank was robbed for the third time by the same bandit, "Did you notice anything special about the man?"
"Yes, he seemed better dressed each time."

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.

Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.

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Because he has a title.


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.

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Wet Paint - this is not an instruction

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What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?


Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.

The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.


Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?


My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...

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