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Joke Topic - 'Banks' - 9 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
'Did you notice anything special about the man?' the FBI agent asked the bank teller following the bandit's third successful robbery of the bank.
'Yes, he seemed better dressed each time.'
'Yes, he seemed better dressed each time.'
Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
George: Piggy.
Did you hear about the man who went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.
I went to a local bank to discuss my finances with the manager, but he suddenly started hitting me and refused to stop, so I asked him to leave me a loan.
Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
In Bark-lays Bank.
Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Bunny and Clyde.
Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.
Because of all the tellers.