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Joke Topic - 'Banks'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Banks'.
Did you hear about the man went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.
Said the FBI agent to the bank teller after the bank was robbed for the third time by the same bandit, "Did you notice anything special about the man?"
"Yes, he seemed better dressed each time."
"Yes, he seemed better dressed each time."
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
In Bark-lays Bank.
Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.
Because of all the tellers.
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Butter who?
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Who's there?
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Ammonia who?
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Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
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