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Joke Topic - 'Banks'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Banks'.

Related Topics: Bank Manager (1) Bankers (4) Money (24) Loan (2)

Did you hear about the man went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.

Said the FBI agent to the bank teller after the bank was robbed for the third time by the same bandit, "Did you notice anything special about the man?"
"Yes, he seemed better dressed each time."

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.

Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.

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Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.


Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.


How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.


What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.


Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.


Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?


Shock me, say something intelligent.


I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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