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Joke Topic - 'Bankrupt'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bankrupt'.


Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!


Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.


Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
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What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.


The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
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The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.

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