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Joke Topic - 'Bankrupt'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bankrupt'.

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Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
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Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
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Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Birds

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

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