Joke Topic - 'Bankrupt' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bankrupt'.

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company that made erasers?
He was wiped out When the company went bankrupt.

Fred: I'm sorry your rubber ball factory went bankrupt.
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.

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Old dieters never die; they just waste away.

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war-that is held at Christmas.

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once, he got a jury so confused that they sent the judge to jail.

I don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
It would be illegal if not voting could change the system.

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Do perk up, and don't be such a drip.

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?