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Joke Topic - 'Bankrupt'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bankrupt'.

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Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
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Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
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Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Colors

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
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Guess

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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Christmas

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

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