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Joke Topic - 'Bankrupt'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bankrupt'.


Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.

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John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.


How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.


My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.


If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.


A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.


How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?


If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

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