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Joke Topic - 'Bankrupt'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Bankrupt'.

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Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
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Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
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Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Snakes

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Kissed

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Doctors

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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A Tropical Fruit

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.
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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
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The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.

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