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Joke Topic - 'Bankers'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bankers'.

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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda who?
Soda you.


What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.


Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.


Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.


How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.


Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."

A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.


Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.


Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.

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