Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Tonic
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
Voting
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
Elephants
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Pizza
What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
Vampires
Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
Boyfriend
Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
Dogs
Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
King Arthur
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
Tarzan
What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!