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Joke Topic - 'Bankers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bankers'.

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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
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If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.


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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Gorillas

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
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Idiots

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.
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Horses

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Stupid

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.

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