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Joke Topic - 'Bankers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Bankers'.

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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
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If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.


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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Voting

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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Elephants

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Dogs

Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
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King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

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