Joke Topic - 'Bank Robbers'

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.

Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.