Joke Topic - 'Bank Robbers'

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.

What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.

What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.