Joke Topic - 'Bank Robbers'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.

What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.

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Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.