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Joke Topic - 'Bank Robbers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bank Robbers'.

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Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.


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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Christmas

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Thunder

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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French

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.

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