I went to a local bank to discuss my finances with the the bank manager, but he suddenly started hitting me and refused to stop, so I asked him to leave me a loan.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
Dog
Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
An Outsider
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Trains
Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
Lightning
What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
The Alphabet
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Lemons
Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
Mummies
Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
Dogs
What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.