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Joke Topic - 'Bank Manager'
I went to a local bank to discuss my finances with the the bank manager, but he suddenly started hitting me and refused to stop, so I asked him to leave me a loan.
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Incompetence
Work is accomplished by those employees who
have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Stairs
'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
Yodel
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Teddy Bear
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
Ready! Teddy! Go!
Vampires
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
Ghosts
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
They only run a skeleton service.
A Head
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
A coin.
Parliament
Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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