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Joke Topic - 'Bank Manager'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bank Manager'.

Related Topics: Bankers (4) Banks (5) Money (24) Loan (2)
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I went to a local bank to discuss my finances with the the bank manager, but he suddenly started hitting me and refused to stop, so I asked him to leave me a loan.


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
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Easy

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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