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Joke Topic - 'Bank Manager'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bank Manager'.

Related Topics: Bankers (4) Banks (5) Money (24) Loan (2)
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I went to a local bank to discuss my finances with the the bank manager, but he suddenly started hitting me and refused to stop, so I asked him to leave me a loan.


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Incompetence

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
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A Head

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.

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