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Joke Topic - 'Bank Manager'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bank Manager'.

Related Topics: Bankers (4) Banks (5) Money (24) Loan (2)

I went to a local bank to discuss my finances with the the bank manager, but he suddenly started hitting me and refused to stop, so I asked him to leave me a loan.

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