Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Infectious Disease
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
Cookies
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Candle
What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
Glasses
Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
People
What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
Light Bulbs
What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
Bee
What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
Dogs
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
Gold
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.