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Joke Topic - 'Band'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Band'.

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Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.


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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Fishmonger

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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Dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
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Onions

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
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Cats

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

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