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Joke Topic - 'Band'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Band'.

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Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.


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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
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Bars

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
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Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Elephants

What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.

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