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Joke Topic - 'Band'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Band'.

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Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.


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Infectious Disease

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
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Cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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Candle

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
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Glasses

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Light Bulbs

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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Gold

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.

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