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Joke Topic - 'Band'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Band'.

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Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.


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Christmas

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Emergency

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
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Road

What's that up the road? A head?
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.

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