Joke Topic - 'Band'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Band'.

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.

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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

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