Joke Topic - 'Band'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Band'.

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.

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Infectious Disease

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.

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