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Joke Topic - 'Banana'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Banana'.

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What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
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Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.


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Government

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
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Rabbits

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
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Musicians

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

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