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Joke Topic - 'Banana'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Banana'.

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What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
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Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.


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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
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Sleep

Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
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Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

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