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Joke Topic - 'Banana'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Banana'.

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Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.


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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
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What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
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Snowmen

What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
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Monsters

What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.

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