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Joke Topic - 'Banana'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Banana'.


What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.

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The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.


What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.


Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.


How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.


What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.


What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!

Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.

Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!

Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

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