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Joke Topic - 'Balloon'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Balloon'.

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What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'


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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
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Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.

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