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Joke Topic - 'Balloon'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Balloon'.


What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'

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What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.


Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.


Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.

Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.


This car is protected by Smith and Wesson


Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.


He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.


Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.

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