Joke Topic - 'Ballet Dancers'

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.

If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.