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Joke Topic - 'Ballet Dancers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ballet Dancers'.

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What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.


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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Bananas

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
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Magnet

What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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Christmas

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".

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