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Joke Topic - 'Ballet Dancers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ballet Dancers'.

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What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.


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Parrots

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
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Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
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Bucks

Too few of the bucks stop here.
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Maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
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Stupid

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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Teeth

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

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