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Joke Topic - 'Ballet Dancers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ballet Dancers'.

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What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.


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Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
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Gifts

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Work

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
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Artist

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
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Antlers

Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

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