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Joke Topic - 'Ballet Dancers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ballet Dancers'.
What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
Tutu trains.
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Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
He's the Chief in-spectre.
Errors
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
Peanuts
What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
An embarrassed elephant.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Ugly
What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
The Incredible Sulk.
Job
I like my job it's the work I hate.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.
Frogs
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Lily.
Gorillas
'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
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