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Joke Topic - 'Ballet Dancers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ballet Dancers'.

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What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.


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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Errors

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Job

I like my job it's the work I hate.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
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Gorillas

'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'

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