Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Snakes
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
Love
When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
Skeleton
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
Doctors
When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.
A Rooster
What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
Gorillas
What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
Cows
If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
Bakers
Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
Spaghetti
Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.