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Joke Topic - 'Ballet Dancers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ballet Dancers'.

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What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.


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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
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Love

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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Doctors

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Gorillas

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
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Cows

If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
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Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Spaghetti

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.

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