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Joke Topic - 'Ball'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ball'.

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What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.


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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Dentist

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."

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