Joke Topic - 'Ball'

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.