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Joke Topic - 'Ball'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ball'.

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What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.


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Pigs

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!
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Bees

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Cargo

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Jewel

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?

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