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Joke Topic - 'Baker'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Baker'.


Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it up, though. The bigger the hole was the more dough he had to put round it.

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.


What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.


Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.


Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!


Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.


The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"


I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.


I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh


What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.

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