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Joke Topic - 'Baker'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Baker'.

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Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
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There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it up, though. The bigger the hole was the more dough he had to put round it.
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Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.


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Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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My Mother

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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Quiet

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
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Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.

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