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Joke Topic - 'Baker'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Baker'.
Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it up, though. The bigger the hole was the more dough he had to put round it.
Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
French
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
Sheep
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
A wet blanket.
Politicians
The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
Snow
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
Physchiatrists
My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
Frogs
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
A croak and dagger agent.
Soup
Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
That's your soup, sir.
A Shave
What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.
A laser blade.
Camels
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
Humphrey.
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