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Joke Topic - 'Bake'


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Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.


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Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
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Ghosts

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Bars

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Postman

Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
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