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Joke Topic - 'Bake'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bake'.

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Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.


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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Candle

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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Ghosts

Where did the ghost go for lunch?
Pizza Haunt.
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Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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