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Joke Topic - 'Bait'


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When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!


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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
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Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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Scared

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Everything

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Cavemen

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'
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School

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
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Marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.

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