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Joke Topic - 'Badminton'


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What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.


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Doctors

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
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My Mother

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Marry

Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
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The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.

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