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Joke Topic - 'Badminton'


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What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.


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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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Multitasking

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Hills

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.

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