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Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...


What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.


Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.


I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.


Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.


Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.


My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'


What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.


What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.

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