Joke Topic - 'Badminton'

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.