Joke Topic - 'Bad Manners'

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.

What do you call an ant that lives alone?
Independ-ant.

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.