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Joke Topic - 'Bad Manners'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Manners'.


Which reindeer has bad manners?

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Santa Claus

How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."


What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.


Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.


What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.


Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.


Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'

Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.

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