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Joke Topic - 'Bad Manners'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Manners'.

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Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.


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Threatening

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
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Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
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Business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.

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