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Joke Topic - 'Bad Manners'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Manners'.

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Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.


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Santa Claus

How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Commentator

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.
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Cows

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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Hotels

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
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Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.

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