Joke Topic - 'Bad Luck'

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.