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Joke Topic - 'Bad Breath'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Breath'.
What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
Mousewash.
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Secret Agents
What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
A counterspy.
Journalists
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
Folk Singers
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
10 Pin Bowling
What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
False Teeth
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
Drink
Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
Sports
What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
Jim
Wife
How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
Lunch
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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