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Joke Topic - 'Bad Breath'

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What do mice use to avoid bad breath?

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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.


How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."

Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.


Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.


What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?


How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?

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