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Joke Topic - 'Bad Breath'


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What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.


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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Idiot

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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Witches

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Bananas

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.

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