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Joke Topic - 'Bad Advice'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Advice'.

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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.


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Exits

Exits are on the way out
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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College

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

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