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Joke Topic - 'Bad Advice'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Advice'.

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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.


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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
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Vikings

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
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Cars

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
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Scotsman

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.
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Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."
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Lawyers

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
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Scared

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Monopolies

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

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