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Joke Topic - 'Bad Advice'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Advice'.

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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.


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Politicians

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Elephants

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.

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