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Joke Topic - 'Bad Advice'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Advice'.

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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.


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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
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Girlfriends

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Quasimodo

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
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Dog

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.

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