Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
Car
Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Reincarnation
Reincarnation is making a comeback
Stupid
Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
Light Bulbs
What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.
Mother Superior
And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
Open The Door
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
Antlers
Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.