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Joke Topic - 'Bad Advice'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Advice'.

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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.


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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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Lemons

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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School

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.

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