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Joke Topic - 'Bad Advice'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bad Advice'.

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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.


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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
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Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
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Reincarnation

Reincarnation is making a comeback
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Light Bulbs

What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Antlers

Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.

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