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Joke Topic - 'Bacon'


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My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Decisions

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.

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