Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - B / Joke Topic - Bacon - 1

Joke Topic - 'Bacon'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bacon'.

$text4

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Art

Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
$text4

Woodworm

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.
$text4

Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
$text4

The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
$text4

Snow

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
$text4

A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
$text4

Roads

Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
$text4

The Future

The future isn't what it used to be.
$text4

Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

This is page 1 of 1