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Joke Topic - 'Bacon'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bacon'.


My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'

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Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.


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Doctor: How boring.


Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.

The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.

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The future isn't what it used to be.


Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

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