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Joke Topic - 'Bacon'


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My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


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Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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Stupid

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
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A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.
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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
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College

What key went to college?
A Yale.
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Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.

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