Joke Topic - 'Bacon'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bacon'.

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'

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Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.

How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.

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