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Joke Topic - 'Bachelor'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bachelor'.

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Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.


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Angry

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Ghosts

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
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Fool

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
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Christmas

Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.

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