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Joke Topic - 'Bachelor'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bachelor'.

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Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.


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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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Glasses

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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Archaeologists

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
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Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Children

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
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Witches

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.

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