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Joke Topic - 'Bachelor'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bachelor'.


Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.

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If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline


What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.


Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.


Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.


A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.


It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.


How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.


What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.


Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.

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