Joke Topic - 'Bachelor'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bachelor'.

Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.

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A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.

Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often

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