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Joke Topic - 'Bachelor'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bachelor'.
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
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Parrots
What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
A Macaw.
Dieting
The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.
Santa
Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Because of all the rain-deer.
Monkeys
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Snowmen
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
By iceicle.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
A Monkey
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
A chimp off the old block.
Politicians
Don't vote - it only encourages them.
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