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Joke Topic - 'Baby'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Baby'.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?

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Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.

Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.


Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!


Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise


Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.


Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.


Include Your Children when Baking Cookies


How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!


How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

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