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Joke Topic - 'Baby'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Baby'.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?

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Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.

Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.


Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.


What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.

Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?


How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.


What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.

Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.


What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

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