Joke Topic - 'Baby'

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.