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Joke Topic - 'Baby'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Baby'.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.


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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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Birthdays

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
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Workers

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.
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Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
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Hills

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
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Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
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Cricket

Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Owls

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
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Time

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

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