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Joke Topic - 'Baby'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Baby'.
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
You rocket.
What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
Crookies.
Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
Because it always has a rattle.
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Haunted
How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
You use a skeleton key.
Secret Agents
What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
A counterspy.
Dogs
My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
Computers
Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
Steak
Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?
Waiter: What, and drop it again?
Police
A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
Leave You Alone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
Worry
Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
Overweight
Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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