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Joke Topic - 'Baby'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Baby'.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?

Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.

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In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.


How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.


In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.


Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?


What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.


How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.


Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.


What do owls celebrate at the end of October?


Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

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