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Joke Topic - 'Baby'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Baby'.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.


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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
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Strawberries

Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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Blondes

Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

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