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Joke Topic - 'Baby'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Baby'.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
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Boyfriends

Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Cow

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

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