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Joke Topic - 'Baby Brother'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Baby Brother'.
Mother: Oh dear, I can hear your baby brother crying. I guess that he needs changing.
Lucy: Well if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?
Lucy: Well if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?
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Ducks
What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
A duck flying backwards.
Christmas
Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
Dogs
My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
Dentists
Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
Intelligent
Shock me, say something intelligent.
Humpty Dumpty
Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Bees
What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
A mumble bee.
Dead
Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
Birds
What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
Just put it on my bill.
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