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Joke Topic - 'Baby Brother'


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Mother: Oh dear, I can hear your baby brother crying. I guess that he needs changing.
Lucy: Well if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?


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Ducks

What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
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Christmas

Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
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Dogs

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Intelligent

Shock me, say something intelligent.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
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Bees

What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
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Dead

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
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Birds

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

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