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Joke Topic - 'Baby Brother'
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Mother: Oh dear, I can hear your baby brother crying. I guess that he needs changing.
Lucy: Well if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?
Lucy: Well if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?
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