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Joke Topic - 'Baby Brother'


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Mother: Oh dear, I can hear your baby brother crying. I guess that he needs changing.
Lucy: Well if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?


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Maths

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Golf

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!
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Marriage

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
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Dogs

What breed of dog gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.
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Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!

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